The Colony of ARYANN33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.358 billion ARYANN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient ARYANN33ian economy, worth 632 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,478 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ARYANN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

ARYANN33 is ranked 189,430^th in the world and 1^st in AryanNations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.