The Federal Republic of Arvanstan is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 233 million Arvanis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The Arvanstanian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Arvani pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,343 Arvani pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, Arvanis believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arvanstan's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Arvanstan is ranked 96,340^th in the world and 5^th in Dragon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,842.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.