The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mand'alor with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.529 billion Mando'ade are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keldabe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mando'adyc economy, worth an astonishing 23,742 trillion ÅⱯÅpaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 708,119 ÅⱯÅpaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, Mand'alor's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arutiise's national animal is the Kubrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dar'manda.

Arutiise is ranked 224^th in the world and 1^st in The Atheist Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 25,468.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.