The Holy Empire of Arumba is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.293 billion Arumbas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polk City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arumban economy, worth an astonishing 12,659 trillion Arumban Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 463,819 Arumban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that trees grow on Arumban Dollars, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and former slave owners are now enslaved to basic human rights laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arumba's national animal is the Harmles Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Aztec.

Arumba is ranked 481^st in the world and 1^st in The Beach for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,572.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.