The Federal Republic of Artyomka is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.19 billion Artyomkans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Artyomka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Artyomkan economy, worth 67.8 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,966 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,867 per year while the poor average 9,565, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Artyomka's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Artyomka is ranked 138,374^th in the world and 53^rd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,966.83 Standard Monetary Units.