The Republic of Arty Forces 7 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 856 million Arty Forces 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Arty Forces 7ian economy, worth 39.3 trillion Colors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,930 Colors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, the Arty Forces 7 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Arty Forces 7 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arty Forces 7's national animal is the Butterfly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Arty Forces 7 is ranked 154,760^th in the world and 1^st in islands of spino for Smartest Citizens, with 29.29 quips per hour.