The Democratic States of Artificial Chimore System is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.751 billion Artificial Chimore Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Artificial Chimore Systemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,039 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, exterminators swarm Artificial Chimore Systemian homes, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artificial Chimore System's national animal is the Democrat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Artificial Chimore System is ranked 32,751^st in the world and 194^th in Lair of the Dragons for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,108.33 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.