The Republic of Army of Nap is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dove population. The quiet, industrious population of 699 million Army of Napians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army of Napian economy, worth 27.8 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,700 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of Nap's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Army of Nap is ranked 81,706^th in the world and 2,016^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,997.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.