The Republic of Armesian is a small, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Armesianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Armesianian economy, worth 2.38 trillion Arcs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 59,493 Arcs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Armesian's national animal is the Eagle.

Armesian is ranked 13,094^th in the world and 7^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,319.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.