The People's Republic of Armenvian is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7 million Armenvianians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Armenvianian economy, worth 203 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 29,007 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenvian's national animal is the rivulet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armenvian is ranked 202,729^th in the world and 25^th in QA nerds for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.