The Armed Republic of Armed FF is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.111 billion Armed FFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Armed FFian economy, worth 27.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 13,149 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed FF's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armed FF is ranked 248,983^rd in the world and 2^nd in Fascist Front for Nudest, with 72 cheeks per square mile.