The Republic of Arlidzplot is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.162 billion Arlidzplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arlidzplotian economy, worth 126 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,533 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlidzplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arlidzplot is ranked 247,713^th in the world and 1,568^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.