Largest Information Technology Sector: 67thMost Secular: 482ndLargest Black Market: 536th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Time is an illusion. There is only Me.
Catra
Influence
Hegemony
Empress / Empress
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aristokuvaa

Population18.447 billion

CapitalAristokuvaa
LeaderCatra

CurrencyCrystalis
AnimalLeviathan

The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Catra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.447 billion Aristokuvaans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristokuvaa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristokuvaan economy, worth a remarkable 6,377 trillion Crystalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,721 Crystalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, all the playground's a stage for Aristokuvaan schoolchildren, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristokuvaa's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aristokuvaa is ranked 110,229th in the world and 1st in Aristokuvaa for Most Stationary, with 361.93531002792 days.

Top
1%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67thMost Secular: 482ndLargest Black Market: 536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,648thHighest Average Incomes: 1,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,102ndHighest Economic Output: 2,143rdSmartest Citizens: 2,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,970thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 3,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,751stLowest Crime Rates: 4,135thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,344thNudest: 4,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,749thMost Efficient Economies: 6,256thMost Inclusive: 7,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,072ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,538thHighest Food Quality: 9,282ndMost Cultured: 9,388thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,948thTop
10%
Most Developed: 14,943rdMost Patriotic: 18,177thLargest Populations: 18,870thMost Influential: 19,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,176th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, all the playground's a stage for Aristokuvaan schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Developed.

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