Population | 18.447 billion |
Capital | Aristokuvaa |
Leader | Catra |
Currency | Crystalis |
Animal | Leviathan |
The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Catra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.447 billion Aristokuvaans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristokuvaa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Aristokuvaan economy, worth a remarkable 6,377 trillion Crystalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,721 Crystalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The diplomatic corps stinks, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, all the playground's a stage for Aristokuvaan schoolchildren, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristokuvaa's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aristokuvaa is ranked 110,229th in the world and 1st in Aristokuvaa for Most Stationary, with 361.93531002792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, all the playground's a stage for Aristokuvaan schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Developed.