The Nostalgic Sensuality of Argentine Tangos is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by San Martin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 20.219 billion Argentine Tangosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentine Tangosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Crucadas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,197 Crucadas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,078,999 per year while the poor average 24,733, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

A major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Argentine Tangos's national animal is the Ochos, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Argentine Tangos is ranked 284,335^th in the world and 735^th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -420.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.