The Holy Empire of Arewecooked is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.423 billion Arewecookedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The thriving Arewecookedian economy, worth 404 trillion gyatts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,409 gyatts, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The industries of Arewecooked are coughing all the way to the bank, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arewecooked's national animal is the rizzler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Arewecooked is ranked 55,848^th in the world and 8^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,412.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.