The Kingdom of Arenado is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Nolan I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.947 billion Arenadoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulowitzki City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Arenadoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Roxes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,560 Roxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in Thalassia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Nolan I to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arenado's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roxism.

Arenado is ranked 257,735^th in the world and 1^st in Thalassia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.