The Homeless dude of Archimidian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Niccolas Anæiam with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The democratic, devout population of 1.47 billion Arcea enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tent. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Archos economy, worth 61.7 trillion Silvers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,942 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archimidian's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Archimidian is ranked 207,403^rd in the world and 649^th in Concord for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.