The State of Arcane State is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.226 billion Arcane Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Arcane Statean economy, worth 425 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,084 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,310 per year while the poor average 2,854, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Arcane State's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Arcane State is ranked 212,053^rd in the world and 3^rd in Dar es Salaam for Most Beautiful Environments, with 453.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.