The Woodhouse Sanctum of Arbuthnott is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Demelza Carne with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The cynical, humorless population of 30.604 billion $$s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nampara Cove. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbuthnottian economy, worth a remarkable 2,758 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,134 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbuthnott's national animal is the pilchard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Methodism.

Arbuthnott is ranked 134,031^st in the world and 3^rd in Corsica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,407.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.