The 2021 NASCAR Cup Champion of Arbonium is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kyle Larson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.074 billion Arbonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elk Grove. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arbonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Yung Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 165,637 Yung Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and nine out of ten citizens of Arbonium answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbonium's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arbonium is ranked 135,248^th in the world and 199^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 590.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.