The United Federative Republic of Arbilia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Titus Valerius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.83 billion Arbilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valgloria. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Arbilian Digitized Standards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,953 Arbilian Digitized Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, Arbilia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbilia's national animal is the Arbilius Deinonychus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Arbilia is ranked 204,963^rd in the world and 3^rd in Urth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 757 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.