The Can't Mossad the Assad of Arab is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.482 billion Arabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Arabian economy, worth 868 trillion Riyals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,594 Riyals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,429 per year while the poor average 10,278, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, it is a silent spring in Arab, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and chocolate in Arab has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Arab's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Arab is ranked 60,973^rd in the world and 1^st in Arab for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.