The Pirate Republic of Ar rum is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kapitan Konstäntinīje Barbarōssa with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 1.679 billion Rumelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tjórdoba Bahroe. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rum economy, worth 66.6 trillion Alam Zahn - زاهنs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,666 Alam Zahn - زاهنs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, Kapitan Konstäntinīje Barbarōssa has just been declared ruler of Ar rum in an international press conference, the government is reining in public spending, and Thālathat-i Order has been named as Ar rum's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ar rum's national animal is the Double-headed eagle and its national religion is Thālathat-i Order.

Ar rum is ranked 160,010^th in the world and 8^th in The Zuweeiyan Collective for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 365.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.