Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th
The PS2 Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Stop Reading My Motto!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aqualagoon

Population12.205 billion

CapitalFlorapolis
LeaderQueen Shrub
FaithFood

CurrencyRaindrop
AnimalTrout

The PS2 Puppet of Aqualagoon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Shrub with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.205 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,397 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,287 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, calling out of the blue has become taboo, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and white privilege is a real thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Food.

Aqualagoon is ranked 254,715th in the world and 9,738th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 38thMost Devout: 39thMost Primitive: 47thMost Armed: 51stMost Avoided: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 118thBest Weather: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145thMost Rebellious Youth: 161stHighest Poor Incomes: 303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 402ndMost Efficient Economies: 412thLargest Black Market: 443rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 856thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,353rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,874thLargest Governments: 4,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,431stMost Authoritarian: 5,480thNudest: 6,666thMost Income Equality: 9,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,182ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,583rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionNudest: 149th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 391st in the regionMost Extreme: 407th in the regionMost Income Equality: 460th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, white privilege is a real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, art criticism in Aqualagoon is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the new intercity submarine SSN Trout Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.

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