Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th
The Eternal Misfortune of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Stop Reading My Motto!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aqualagoon

Population15.936 billion

CapitalFlorapolis
LeaderQueen Shrub
FaithFood

CurrencyRaindrop
AnimalTrout

The Eternal Misfortune of Aqualagoon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Shrub with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.936 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,278 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 456,713 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Florapolis XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, neighboring nations are tired of Aqualagoon's big fish stories, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Food.

Aqualagoon is ranked 307,460th in the world and 35th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thHighest Drug Use: 16thMost Devout: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Primitive: 28thMost Armed: 30thBest Weather: 61stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 85thMost Avoided: 88thHighest Poor Incomes: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229thMost Corrupt Governments: 250thLargest Black Market: 269thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 538thMost Beautiful Environments: 635thHighest Average Incomes: 656thHighest Economic Output: 1,666thLargest Governments: 1,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,979thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,107thNudest: 2,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,731stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,510thMost Authoritarian: 9,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,284thMost Income Equality: 12,932ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,204thLargest Populations: 23,981st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, neighboring nations are tired of Aqualagoon's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the Florapolis XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
  • : Aqualagoon was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, art criticism in Aqualagoon is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Aqualagoonian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.

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