Population | 15.936 billion |
Capital | Florapolis |
Leader | Queen Shrub |
Faith | Food |
Currency | Raindrop |
Animal | Trout |
The Eternal Misfortune of Aqualagoon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Shrub with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.936 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,278 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 456,713 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Florapolis XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, neighboring nations are tired of Aqualagoon's big fish stories, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Food.
Aqualagoon is ranked 307,460th in the world and 35th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, neighboring nations are tired of Aqualagoon's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the Florapolis XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Aqualagoon was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, art criticism in Aqualagoon is scathingly destructive.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Aqualagoonian Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.