Most Inclusive: 2ndHighest Food Quality: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th
The Agricultural Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
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AppleJacky

Population19.083 billion

CapitalCanterlot
LeaderApplejack the Apple Queen
FaithPonyism

CurrencyBit
AnimalDoge

The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Applejack the Apple Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.083 billion AppleJackyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient AppleJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,463 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 391,091 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AppleJacky's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.

AppleJacky is ranked 57th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Most Cultured, scoring 959 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 2ndHighest Food Quality: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6thLargest Welfare Programs: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Pacifist: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13thMost Advanced Public Education: 16thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Beautiful Environments: 21stBest Weather: 23rdMost Developed: 25thLargest Governments: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25thLongest Average Lifespans: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 32ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thSafest: 35thMost Advanced Public Transport: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 50thMost Cultured: 57thMost Cheerful Citizens: 114thSmartest Citizens: 124thMost Secular: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndMost Efficient Economies: 453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 675thHighest Average Incomes: 1,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,396thHighest Economic Output: 1,588thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,985thMost Income Equality: 2,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,746thTop
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Most Stationary: 6,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,710thMost Influential: 9,210thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,003rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,193rdLargest Populations: 17,793rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Applejack the Apple Queen's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Doge Dung" has been declared a national treasure.

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