The Wozniak Jobs Child of Apple Computers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steve Jobs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.412 billion Apple Computersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Apple Computersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,941 trillion Macintoshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 253,240 Macintoshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Apple Computers, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apple Computers's national animal is the iInovation, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Logic.

Apple Computers is ranked 15,206^th in the world and 429^th in NationStates for Largest Governments, scoring 32.02 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.