The Nomadic Peoples of Apple Apple is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.11 billion Apple Appleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.6%.

The all-consuming Apple Applean economy, worth 258 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,042 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,134 per year while the poor average 13,404, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, serial killers are the country's biggest import, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apple Apple's national animal is the Akita, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apple Apple is ranked 307,106^th in the world and 16,859^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.