Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Devout: 25th
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Apostolites

Population9.473 billion

CapitalMegas Solomon
LeaderHoly Emperor
FaithHoly Emperor's Word

Currencyichthys
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of Apostolites is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.473 billion Apostolites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megas Solomon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Apostolitesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,643 trillion ichthys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 595,712 ichthys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sushi is sold on the black market, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Holy Emperor's praises, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Apostolitesian military, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apostolites's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Holy Emperor's Word.

Apostolites is ranked 229,864th in the world and 2nd in Holy Imperial Hegemony for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.35 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Devout: 25thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121stHighest Poor Incomes: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 178thLargest Black Market: 194thMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdLargest Governments: 303rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 457thLargest Insurance Industry: 529thLargest Mining Sector: 569thMost Avoided: 652ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,275thMost Conservative: 1,344thHighest Economic Output: 1,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,565thMost Efficient Economies: 2,080thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,310thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,631stMost Authoritarian: 4,814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,649thHealthiest Citizens: 8,711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,419thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,082ndMost Extreme: 18,507thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,651st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Apostolitesian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Holy Emperor's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, Apostolites is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Apostolitesian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, Holy Emperor's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, Apostolites are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Apostolites, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.

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