The Armed Republic of Apocalyptic Glue Factory 47 is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Gelatin population. The hard-working population of 26 million Apocalyptic Glue Factory 47ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Apocalyptic Glue Factory 47ian economy, worth 1.21 trillion Hoofs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 46,612 Hoofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalyptic Glue Factory 47's national animal is the Gelatin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Apocalyptic Glue Factory 47 is ranked 128,830^th in the world and 44^th in Norrsken for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.81 on the Bus Surprisal Index.