The Kingdom of Apexiala Cards 44 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.569 billion Apexialans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Apexiala Cards 44ian economy, worth 492 trillion Apexialas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,860 Apexialas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala Cards 44's national animal is the Mythic, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Apexiala Cards 44 is ranked 225,224^th in the world and 295^th in The Apexialan Commonwealth for Safest, scoring 26.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.