The Kingdom of Apexiala Cards 30 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.487 billion Apexialans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Apexiala Cards 30ian economy, worth 577 trillion Apexialas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,813 Apexialas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 513,973 per year while the poor average 21,718, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala Cards 30's national animal is the Mythic, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Apexiala Cards 30 is ranked 52,026^th in the world and 71^st in The Apexialan Commonwealth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.61 law-abiding acts per hour.