
| Population | 3.058 billion |
| Capital | 1902490 |
| Leader | Valve |
| Faith | Test |
| Currency | 1 March 2022 |
| Animal | Valve |
The Steam Deck Test of Aperture Desk Job is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Valve with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.058 billion Aperture Desk Jobians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 1902490. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.
The strong Aperture Desk Jobian economy, worth 156 trillion 1 March 2022s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,273 1 March 2022s, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aperture Desk Job's national animal is the Valve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Test.
Aperture Desk Job is ranked 139,147th in the world and 45th in Steam for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,018.8 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
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Aperture Desk Job was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in
Aperture Desk Job, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.









