Population | 12.555 billion |
Capital | Sardilla |
Leader | Angelina Mango |
Currency | corone di spine |
Animal | Croian everlark |
The E la cumbia della noia 🌶 of Apabeossie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Angelina Mango with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.555 billion Apavissians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardilla. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Apavi economy, worth a remarkable 2,973 trillion corone di spines a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,847 corone di spines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, there is something rotten in the state of Apabeossie, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Apabeossie's national animal is the Croian everlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Apabeossie is ranked 9,920th in the world and 159th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,222.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Apabeossie changed its national nation type to "E la cumbia della noia 🌶".
- : Apabeossie lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Apabeossie published "Ecrys - The Arena | Eurovision 2024" (Account: Culture).
- : Apabeossie altered its national flag.
- : Apabeossie changed its national nation type to "È la cumbia della noia 🌶".
- : Apabeossie changed its national currency to "corone di spine", its leader to "Angelina Mango", its motto to "Vivo perché soffrire fa le gioie più grandi", and its nation type to "E la cumbia della noia 🌶".
- : Apabeossie altered its national flag.
- : Apabeossie altered its national flag.
- : Apabeossie altered its national flag.
- : Apabeossie altered its national flag.