Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd
The Self-Proclaimed Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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AP0CALYPSE

Population40.42 billion

CapitalTerminus
LeaderHarbinger
FaithCult of the Coming Darkness

Currencybloody severed finger
Animalbio-organic weapon

The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harbinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.42 billion AP0CALYPSEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terminus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient AP0CALYPSEian economy, worth an astonishing 17,058 trillion bloody severed fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 422,020 bloody severed fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Harbinger's portrait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. AP0CALYPSE's national animal is the bio-organic weapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Coming Darkness.

AP0CALYPSE is ranked 241,962nd in the world and 45th in Antarctica for Nicest Citizens, with 0.07 average smiles per day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Populations: 130thHighest Economic Output: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 138thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 199thHighest Disposable Incomes: 206thLowest Crime Rates: 227thMost Stationary: 245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 338thMost Corrupt Governments: 506thHighest Poor Incomes: 564thFattest Citizens: 568thHighest Average Incomes: 681stMost Beautiful Environments: 824thMost Patriotic: 969thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 991stLargest Black Market: 1,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,400thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,797thBest Weather: 2,277thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,340thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,451stMost Devout: 5,387thLargest Governments: 5,500thMost Influential: 5,843rdMost Authoritarian: 6,818thMost Conservative: 8,104thMost Efficient Economies: 8,116thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,514thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,370thLargest Mining Sector: 17,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,268th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Harbinger's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, AP0CALYPSEian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, it is said that an AP0CALYPSEian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.

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