The Republic of Aonaria is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.243 billion Aonarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iphigenia. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aonarian economy, worth 156 trillion Aonarian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,884 Aonarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, birth rates have hit an all-time low, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aonaria's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aonaria is ranked 77,593^rd in the world and 1^st in Aonaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,299.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.