The Colony of AoCN Timoria is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.542 billion AoCN Timorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient AoCN Timorian economy, worth 75.0 trillion amons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,652 amons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AoCN Timoria's national animal is the lion.

AoCN Timoria is ranked 119,808^th in the world and 1^st in World Assembly Valiant Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.