The The of of AoCN TAPU is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.305 billion AoCN TAPUians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AoCN. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong AoCN TAPUian economy, worth 109 trillion AoCNs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,146 AoCNs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,860 per year while the poor average 2,955, a ratio of 102 to 1.

AoCN TAPU has designated AoCN as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. AoCN TAPU's national animal is the Great Britain, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AoCN TAPU is ranked 37,592^nd in the world and 1^st in AoCN for Rudest Citizens, with 100.43 insults per minute.