| Population | 11.59 billion |
| Capital | Guarda |
| Leader | João Torre de Vasconcelos almeida |
| Faith | atheism |
| Currency | Cuelhinhoaf |
| Animal | FACATCHOIN |
The União de concelhos Beirãos of AntonioAfonso2 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by João Torre de Vasconcelos almeida with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.59 billion FACATCHOINS are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guarda. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient FACATCHOIN economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion Cuelhinhoafs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,350 Cuelhinhoafs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AntonioAfonso2's national animal is the FACATCHOIN, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.
AntonioAfonso2 is ranked 20,358th in the world and 2nd in Minho for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.25 law-abiding acts per hour.
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AntonioAfonso2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, structures are raised on promises.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, greased palms have made João Torre de Vasconcelos almeida's office smell like gravy.
- : Following new legislation in AntonioAfonso2, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.