The Community of Antinoe is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 760 million Antinoeans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Antinoean economy, worth 21.2 trillion Spintrias a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,935 Spintrias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antinoe's national animal is the Griffin.

Antinoe is ranked 241,516^th in the world and 51^st in Gay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.