The Holy Empire of AntiMonks is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 99 million AntiMonksians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The strong AntiMonksian economy, worth 4.83 trillion Nuggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,798 Nuggs, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AntiMonks's national animal is the Loong, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AntiMonks is ranked 183,005^th in the world and 3,937^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 944.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.