The United Socialist States of Antilvakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Commanding Comrade with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.345 billion Antilvakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakistovic. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Antilvakian economy, worth 112 trillion Rubiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,880 Rubiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, and god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antilvakia's national animal is the Frog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Supreme Commanding Comradianity.

Antilvakia is ranked 71,008^th in the world and 281^st in the Plains of Perdition for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 135.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.