Population | 17.55 billion |
Capital | Great Leader's Funland |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Great Leader's cult |
Currency | Anticountriopian |
Animal | Fox |
The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.55 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,380 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 477,504 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,472,396 per year while the poor average 4,297, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.
Anticountriopia is ranked 19,947th in the world and 3rd in Solidaritat for Most Stationary, with 1,622.51818380992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.