Most Advanced Public Transport: 850thMost Primitive: 887thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,034th
The Fourdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Four for All and All for Four!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Answer 4

Population7.039 billion

CapitalFourth Fort Fourmosa
LeaderFour-um Mod
FaithFourian Messianic Monotheism

CurrencyQuarter
AnimalFour Legged Animal

The Fourdom of Answer 4 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Four-um Mod with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.039 billion Aforians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fourth Fort Fourmosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aforian economy, worth 987 trillion Quarters a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,292 Quarters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,616 per year while the poor average 35,829, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Crying babies are told to grow up, self-proclaimed free-thinkers line up for their weekly sermons, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Answer 4's national animal is the Four Legged Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fourian Messianic Monotheism.

Answer 4 is ranked 3,347th in the world and 2nd in Testregionia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,953.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 850thMost Primitive: 887thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,034thMost Avoided: 1,907thLargest Retail Industry: 2,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,339thHighest Crime Rates: 2,528thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,016thMost Secular: 4,409thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,534thLargest Black Market: 6,001stLargest Mining Sector: 10,009thNudest: 11,524thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,089thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,457thMost Efficient Economies: 23,834thMost Conservative: 28,181stMost Armed: 28,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 29,621st
Top
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, self-proclaimed free-thinkers line up for their weekly sermons.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, crying babies are told to grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.

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