| Population | 8.068 billion |
| Capital | Bicity |
| Leader | Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second |
| Faith | Dual Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | Two |
| Animal | Binary |
The Always Answer 2 of Answer 2 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.068 billion Answer 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bicity. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,110 Twoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them, the government has enacted freedom of information, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 2's national animal is the Binary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dual Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 2 is ranked 70,725th in the world and 17th in Testregionia for Most Conservative, scoring 72.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Answer 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, Bicity moves with the times.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.