| Population | 7.947 billion |
| Capital | Bicity |
| Leader | Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second |
| Faith | Dual Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | Two |
| Animal | Binary |
The Always Answer 2 of Answer 2 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.947 billion Answer 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bicity. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,857 Twoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, Bicity moves with the times, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 2's national animal is the Binary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dual Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 2 is ranked 305,058th in the world and 31st in Testregionia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -20 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, Bicity moves with the times.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, half of Answer 2ian history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Answer 2 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, 90% of active duty A2AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.