| Population | 7.82 billion |
| Capital | Bicity |
| Leader | Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second |
| Faith | Dual Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | Two |
| Animal | Binary |
The Always Answer 2 of Answer 2 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Di-Anna Twosome Binary The Second with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.82 billion Answer 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bicity. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,295 Twoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
90% of active duty A2AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 2's national animal is the Binary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dual Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 2 is ranked 55,388th in the world and 14th in Testregionia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,810.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Answer 2 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, 90% of active duty A2AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Answer 2ians any less frightened.
- : Answer 2 lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Answer 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 2, the well-to-do in Testregionia are never on time for important appointments.