| Population | 8.358 billion |
| Capital | Monopolis |
| Leader | Numero Uno |
| Faith | Primary Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | One |
| Animal | Cyclops |
The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.358 billion Answer 1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Ones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,853 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, and there is one competing standard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 1 is ranked 127,794th in the world and 20th in Testregionia for Most Conservative, scoring 60.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, there is one competing standard.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Answer 1 lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Answer 1 lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.