| Population | 7.767 billion |
| Capital | Monopolis |
| Leader | Numero Uno |
| Faith | Primary Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | One |
| Animal | Cyclops |
The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 7.767 billion Answer 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion Ones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,299 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, all facts are created equal, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 1 is ranked 74,803rd in the world and 15th in Testregionia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 444.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, gamblers often find their stakes burnt.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, all facts are created equal.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the government spares every expense for national defence.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Answer 1 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".