| Population | 7.651 billion |
| Capital | Monopolis |
| Leader | Numero Uno |
| Faith | Primary Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | One |
| Animal | Cyclops |
The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 7.651 billion Answer 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Ones a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,838 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 1 is ranked 39,587th in the world and 7th in Testregionia for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.
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Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Governments.
- : Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, treason is relative.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Answer 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
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