The Far Away Kingdom of Anse La Raye is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.686 billion Anse La Rayeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anse La Raye City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anse La Rayean economy, worth a remarkable 7,442 trillion east caribbean dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,883 east caribbean dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,882,200 per year while the poor average 2,056, a ratio of 915 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anse La Raye's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anse La Raye is ranked 145^th in the world and 1^st in Saskatchewan for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20,219.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.