The Holy Empire of Another Record Keeper is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by The Grim Reaper with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The cynical, devout population of 20.894 billion Record Keepers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helter Skelter. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Another Recordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion Tombstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,296 Tombstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', procrastination is a national sport, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Another Record Keeper's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Another Record Keeper is ranked 290,317^th in the world and 9^th in Graveyard for Smartest Citizens, with 13.02 quips per hour.