The Holy Empire of Anns land is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.036 billion Anns landians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The very strong Anns landian economy, worth 68.9 trillion currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,537 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anns land's national animal is the Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Anns land is ranked 296,473^rd in the world and 2^nd in Janakins Ranch for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.