The State of Anna Stacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 33.816 billion Anna Stacians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The very strong Anna Stacian economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,200 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,594 per year while the poor average 13,189, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and Anna Stacia has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Anna Stacia's national animal is the deer.

Anna Stacia is ranked 55,205^th in the world and 1^st in Uganda for Most Corrupt Governments, with 33.84 kickbacks per hour.