The Queendom of Ann-Maier is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy. The cynical population of 218 million Ann-Maierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ann-Maierian economy, worth 7.91 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 36,292 ★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Harry Potter books are banned, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ann-Maier's national animal is the Liberi.

Ann-Maier is ranked 99,075^th in the world and 10^th in Siesta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,031.84 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.